hi im eve (they/he) just some stray dog

main interests: hannibal, mash, good omens, bioshock, and community

other blogs:

@thedragonsnotdead (hannibal sb)

@willgrahamsphalloplasty (more queer focused hannibal sb)

@youllseethesunagain (bioshock sb)

[manywinged]

emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

[manywinged]

turning the safety catch on and off like i'm clicking a pen until everyone gets really mad at the noise but no one says anything because i have a gun and they don't

[startoothed]

they should invent a version of this old story where no one has to leave first & a brooklyn that isnt too cold tonight & friends that arent three years away & an absence of someone else that doesnt feel liek the absence of yrslef & a grief u can put down if only for an isntant even if grief is just love with no place to go

[only-tiktoks]

woolieshubris asked:

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

orca-iguana answered:

IDK, most people hate it, but I’m also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

[woolieshubris]

(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

[orca-iguana]

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

[woolieshubris]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

fully expected 40k notes ngl

[doffy]

Beyond absolute fave right now

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a post being made, which says “"twink” aww look who can’t say faggot".]

[bagofbonesmp3]

a single screenshot from a homosexual on Tumblr will make me want to watch a film more than any promo material a media company could ever offer

[hotelyear]

the military hospital surgical staff last supper shot is insane though genuinely

[precambrianhottopic]

shit did i never post the doors do not open here? i dont think i did HANG ON

[precambrianhottopic]

alr here it is!! one of my favorite things ive ever written, a short horror story about a house with doors that do not open-

- THE DOORS DO NOT OPEN -

- THE DOORS DO NOT OPEN - The doors do not open anymore. (Not for a lack of trying. They simply do not open.) It's fine, really, it is. I'v

Google Docs

im gonna put a plaintext version of the story under the cut as well in case the link stops working for whatever reason:

Keep reading

[geryone]

ALT

Heed the Hollow, Malcolm Tariq

[matthew-lilards]

SCREAM (1996)
↳ dir. Wes Craven

[nochillvids]

dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

[ghoulboybreakdowns]

‘you should have a separate sideblog for each of your interests’ actually my followers like the variety. they love to see me liveblog an anxiety attack and reblog 10 gifsets of my favorite little meow meow seconds later. its enrichment for them

[noxhiemiscaliginisque]

tumblr blogs need to keep their natural biodiversity to keep being a healthy enviroment.

[solardrake]

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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[porcellio]

Abstract (Psychopomp)-Hozier

[qaasid]